Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
