STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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