are you still at the devil's house?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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