Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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