Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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