Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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