dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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