Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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