You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
