kristin has been a bad kristin
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Alive.
So much puke
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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