you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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