Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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