Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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