If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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