two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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