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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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