Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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