I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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