she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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