whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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