my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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