Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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