I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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