When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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