Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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