She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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