what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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