I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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