More tranny stories later!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My bed smells like the plague
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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