He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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