i permit you to call me
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
