I hate all girls vehemently.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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