were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm having to shit out rocks
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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