Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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