Where did you get a picture of my penis
operation harelip BJ is a go
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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