hell yes lets make some ravioli
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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