So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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