I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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