You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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