found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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