THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Four minutes until I can fart!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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The ass gains better be worth it
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