Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We got so high we made milksteak
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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