you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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