whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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