Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's like God shit irony all over that family
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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