do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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