I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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