quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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