you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
