I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
