okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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